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BOFH TERMINAL v18
checking RAID........... OK
checking PFY............ OK
checking coffee......... OK
checking management IQ.. FAILED
loading sarcasm engine.. OK
initializing revenge.... OK
root@bofh:~# tickets█
Ticket #9717
User: Accounting
Problem: server is making a noise
Action: replaced user
Ticket #3782
User: Accounting
Problem: mouse not moving
Action: ignored
Ticket #3330
User: Sales
Problem: internet too slow
Action: moved ticket to /dev/null
Ticket #8450
User: Reception
Problem: server is making a noise
Action: moved ticket to /dev/null