____   ___  _____ _   _
| __ ) / _ \|  ___| | | |
|  _ \| | | | |_  | |_| |
| |_) | |_| |  _| |  _  |
|____/ \___/|_|   |_| |_|

BOFH TERMINAL v18

checking RAID........... OK
checking PFY............ OK
checking coffee......... OK
checking management IQ.. FAILED
loading sarcasm engine.. OK
initializing revenge.... OK

root@bofh:~# tickets█


Ticket #9717
User: Accounting
Problem: server is making a noise
Action: replaced user

Ticket #3782
User: Accounting
Problem: mouse not moving
Action: ignored

Ticket #3330
User: Sales
Problem: internet too slow
Action: moved ticket to /dev/null

Ticket #8450
User: Reception
Problem: server is making a noise
Action: moved ticket to /dev/null