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| __ ) / _ \|  ___| | | |
|  _ \| | | | |_  | |_| |
| |_) | |_| |  _| |  _  |
|____/ \___/|_|   |_| |_|

BOFH TERMINAL v18

checking RAID........... OK
checking PFY............ OK
checking coffee......... OK
checking management IQ.. FAILED
loading sarcasm engine.. OK
initializing revenge.... OK

root@bofh:~# tickets█


Ticket #3511
User: Reception
Problem: Excel deleted itself
Action: explained power button

Ticket #3195
User: Reception
Problem: printer broken
Action: ignored

Ticket #9074
User: Management
Problem: monitor is black
Action: user rebooted instead

Ticket #5994
User: Sales
Problem: forgot password
Action: replaced user