____   ___  _____ _   _
| __ ) / _ \|  ___| | | |
|  _ \| | | | |_  | |_| |
| |_) | |_| |  _| |  _  |
|____/ \___/|_|   |_| |_|

BOFH TERMINAL v18

checking RAID........... OK
checking PFY............ OK
checking coffee......... OK
checking management IQ.. FAILED
loading sarcasm engine.. OK
initializing revenge.... OK

root@bofh:~# tickets█


Ticket #5885
User: Management
Problem: forgot password
Action: blamed DNS

Ticket #7232
User: Reception
Problem: printer broken
Action: forwarded to management

Ticket #5114
User: Support
Problem: can't find the any key
Action: explained power button

Ticket #7561
User: Research
Problem: can't find the any key
Action: ignored